Two fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, doomed to spend eternity in Wisconsin, learn that they have a chance to return to paradise. All they have to do is take advantage of a Catholic dogma proclaimed by a pioneering cardinal: everyone who passes through the consecrated arch in a New Jersey cathedral receives absolution. There's just one catch. If this happens, everything on earth, including the human race, will disappear. The only thing that can stop that from happening is Jesus' great-great-great-great-great-great-great niece. the great-great-great niece of Jesus Christ named Bethany, who is assisted by the thirteenth apostle Rufus and two mortal prophets. They are joined by a longtime earthbound Muse named Serendipity, who moonlights as a stripper.
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues 4K 2025
Forty years after his first documentary about the rock band Spinal Tap, director Marty DiBergi has still not achieved fame in Hollywood, so he decides to start working on a new film about the band. He meets Hope, the daughter of the band's former manager, who has inherited the contract with the band, and learns that they are contractually obligated to perform one more concert. Now Spinal Tap must reunite and perform for the first time in 15 years.
Crocodile Dundee II 4K 1988
Dundee, the crocodile hunter, has replaced the Australian shack with an American penthouse: he sleeps in silk pajamas and drinks coffee from Japanese porcelain. But the hat with crocodile teeth, leather pants and a huge knife behind his belt he kept - just in case. Will it be enough to save his beloved from the Colombian mafia?...?
The Creeps 4K 2025
When a mysterious gateway between dimensions unleashes a horde of nasty little creatures into Vuokatti Ski Resort, Zach and his friends’ dream holiday takes a turn for the terrifying. What was supposed to be an epic party—filled with sex, drugs, rock ’n’ roll, and Hollywood legend Christopher Lambert—spirals into pure chaos as the Creeps run wild. Now, Zach must rise to the occasion, battle the pint-sized terrors, and prove that being a hero isn’t so different from the ‘80s movies he worships.
Pee-wee's Big Adventure 4K 1985
Screamboat 4K 2025
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III 4K 1993
April bought Splinter an antique Japanese scepter at a sale, along with other gifts for her turtle friends. As it turned out, this scepter was not just an ordinary antique, but a prototype of a time machine. However, it only works when the weight of the time travelers is the same on both sides.
As it happened, the scepter transported April to feudal Japan in 1603. The turtles followed her, but instead of ending up in the temple where the scepter was supposed to be, they found themselves in the middle of a battlefield. In all this confusion, Michelangelo is lost with the scepter. Now the turtles must not only save April, but also return the scepter. In our time, things are not boring at all either.
Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 4K 1953
Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet the Invisible Man 4K 1951
Lou Francis and Bud Alexander are aspiring private investigators fresh out of specialty school. Boxer Tommy Nelson becomes their first client. He has escaped from prison, where he was imprisoned on false charges of murdering his manager. Nelson asks his buddies to escort him to his fiancée, Helen. The thing is that her uncle, Dr. Philip Gray, has invented an "invisibility serum", which the boxer wants to inject himself to use the invisibility to find the real killer and prove his innocence.