Two fallen angels, Loki and Bartleby, doomed to spend eternity in Wisconsin, learn that they have a chance to return to paradise. All they have to do is take advantage of a Catholic dogma proclaimed by a pioneering cardinal: everyone who passes through the consecrated arch in a New Jersey cathedral receives absolution. There's just one catch. If this happens, everything on earth, including the human race, will disappear. The only thing that can stop that from happening is Jesus' great-great-great-great-great-great-great niece. the great-great-great niece of Jesus Christ named Bethany, who is assisted by the thirteenth apostle Rufus and two mortal prophets. They are joined by a longtime earthbound Muse named Serendipity, who moonlights as a stripper.

At the dawn of civilization, when Ancient Egypt still ruled the world, people loved and fought for power just as they do today. The pharaohs are no longer as powerful as they once were, their coffers are empty, and the priests' treasuries are overflowing with gold.

Love and hate burn in the heart of the young pharaoh Ramses XIII, a fearless warrior and passionate lover. His love for two women does not bring him happiness. The son of the Jewish woman Sarah cannot become heir to the throne, and the priestess Kama has no right to carnal love.

His main passion is hatred for the caste of almighty priests. He wants to crush their power. But death awaits those who go against them. The high priest Herhor prepares a double of Ramses to kill and replace the real pharaoh...

Pee-Wee, the cutest slacker, goes on a road trip where he will meet the most unexpected people: crooks, hooligans, cowboys, extravagant waitresses, and many others.

Seventeen-year-old Makoto doesn't do well in school, is always late, and hangs out in the evenings with her two best friends, Kosuke and Tiaki. Both guys have a crush on her, but neither one dares to make the first move. Makoto's life changes drastically when she accidentally gains the ability to travel through time. The girl decides to fix the worst day of her life, but gradually realizes that everything has its consequences.

April bought Splinter an antique Japanese scepter at a sale, along with other gifts for her turtle friends. As it turned out, this scepter was not just an ordinary antique, but a prototype of a time machine. However, it only works when the weight of the time travelers is the same on both sides.
As it happened, the scepter transported April to feudal Japan in 1603. The turtles followed her, but instead of ending up in the temple where the scepter was supposed to be, they found themselves in the middle of a battlefield. In all this confusion, Michelangelo is lost with the scepter. Now the turtles must not only save April, but also return the scepter. In our time, things are not boring at all either.

A team of explorers goes in search of lost Indian tribes in the heart of the mysterious Amazon jungle. Enjoying the scenery of the great river, they do not suspect that their guide is a crazy hunter, obsessed with the idea of catching a giant snake. No one believes his tales of the mystical predator until the first victim appears and their journey turns into a fight for survival. The anaconda doesn't wait for hunters, it is a hunter itself.

Once again they fight the villains of the Foot Clan and their leader Shredder. Thanks to April O'Neil, Professor Jordan Perry and the pizza delivery boy Keno, the Turtles manage to stop the spread of the mutagen mutant substance and save the people of New York from the terrible mutants Tokka and Razar.

An airplane crashed in Alaska, and the surviving passengers are trapped in a desolate snowy wilderness, where only a wolf pack brightens the landscape. People want to survive at any cost, and now they face a deadly battle.

Four turtles and a rat in the sewers of New York City got into radiation waste, mutated and turned into human-sized intelligent turtles, and the rat, who used to live with a Japanese ninja-tsu master, taught them martial arts. The turtles Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello befriend a TV reporter and help stop the rise of youth crime.

A group of people find themselves trapped, in the woods of West Virginia, where they are forced to fight for their lives against a group of vicious, and horribly ugly cannibals.