The Soul Mate, S8.E2
Sep 26, 1996
George thinks the Board of Directors are talking behind his back. Kramer has a crush on Jerry's new girlfriend. Elaine doesn't see the big deal in having a baby.

The Bizarro Jerry, S8.E3
Oct 3, 1996
George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Elaine's new friend is Jerry's exact opposite. Jerry's new girlfriend has manly hands. Kramer pretends to work for an upscale firm.

The Little Kicks, S8.E4
Oct 10, 1996
Jerry is forced to bootleg a movie for Kramer's friend. George tries the "bad boy" image. No one has the heart to tell Elaine that she's a terrible dancer.

The Package, S8.E5
Oct 17, 1996
A mysterious package arrives for Jerry. Elaine is curious about what the doctors are writing in her records. George tries to hit on the cute girl at the "One Hour Photo" place.

The Fatigues, S8.E6
Oct 31, 1996
Jerry's new girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer volunteers to host a Jewish singles mixer; George tries to study up on risk management; Elaine promotes a man she is afraid to fire.

The Checks, S8.E7
Nov 7, 1996
Jerry gets hundreds of royalty checks, worth 12 cents each, for appearing on a Japanese TV program and gets writer's cramp. George and Jerry pitch their pilot to Japanese TV executives.

The Chicken Roaster, S8.E8
Nov 14, 1996
Kenny Rogers' Roasters sets up shop across the street from Jerry and Kramer's apartments. Unfortunately, their unusually large chicken sign causes problems for everybody. Kramer and Jerry wind up switching apartments--and personalities--because of it.

The Abstinence, S8.E9
Nov 21, 1996
Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.

The Andrea Doria, S8.E10
Dec 19, 1996
A survivor of a shipwreck beats George out of an apartment, so George decides to tell the landlords the tragedies of his life in hopes of getting it back based on pity.

The Little Jerry, S8.E11
Jan 9, 1997
Jerry bounces a check. Kramer buys a live chicken. George dates a female convict. Elaine dates a man who shaves his head.

The Money, S8.E12
Jan 16, 1997
Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable; Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend; Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog; George hopes to get his parents' money when they die.

The Comeback, S8.E13
Jan 30, 1997
George tries to come up with a good comeback after someone insults him. Elaine falls in love with a mysterious employee at the video store. Kramer wants to die a certain way. Jerry takes advice from a tennis player who stinks.

The Van Buren Boys, S8.E14
Feb 6, 1997
Kramer gets mixed up with a gang when he is mugged by them and mistakenly shows their secret sign.

The Susie, S8.E15
Feb 13, 1997
Kramer sets his watch an hour ahead. George tries to avoid a breakup with his girlfriend. A colleague keeps calling Elaine, Susie. Jerry gambles on a basketball game, but the bookie can't pay him.

The Pothole, S8.E16
Feb 20, 1997
Jerry accidentally knocks his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet. George drops his keys in a pothole that is paved over. A restaurant refuses to deliver food to Elaine's address. Kramer adopts a highway.

The English Patient, S8.E17
Mar 13, 1997
Elaine is dragged to see the movie The English Patient (1996) on multiple occasions, even though she absolutely hates the film.

The Nap, S8.E18
Apr 10, 1997
George takes a nap under his desk. Kramer swims in the East River. Jerry has some maintenance done on his kitchen. Elaine's new boyfriend buys her a new mattress.

The Yada Yada, S8.E19
Apr 24, 1997
George's new girlfriend keeps including "Yada Yada" in her stories. Jerry is offended by Tim Whatley's Jewish jokes. Elaine tries to help her friends adopt a baby. Kramer and Mickey fight over two women.

The Millennium, S8.E20
May 1, 1997
Kramer and Newman pre-pre-plan competing millennium parties; George schemes to get fired from the Yankees; Elaine protests bad service.

The Muffin Tops, S8.E21
May 8, 1997
Elaine tells her former boss Mr. Lippman about an idea to sell only the tops of muffins. Lippman does and Elaine is shocked to see the store, until he gives her a cut of the profits and she tells him how to improve the business.

The Summer of George, S8.E22
May 15, 1997
Unemployed again, George decides to have a "memorable" summer. Jerry's new girlfriend has another dude. Kramer wins a Tony Award. A new woman at work is hostile towards Elaine.